FEM FATALE

How do you conduct an intelligence test? Well, start wearing t-shirts with worthy tidbits of your own wit splashed all over the mountainous area. Result? Not only will you have all eyes on you because of your seemingly magnified tits, but also on the strength of the seemingly impossible: appreciation of your creativity. I never thought it would be possible for me to attract attention by the endangered thinking capacity. And can you think of a better way of separating the juicy wheat from the dry uneducated chaff?

As for t-shirts, my personal favourites are those misleading most readers by being almost neutral in meaning. However, only a closer look reveals the hidden message; a message for a keen eye and a non-conformist mind. Puns, wordplays and whatnot; any device I can bastardize for the purpose of positive selection will do.

You're excused for asking "what if no one follows my sense of humour?" Well, you'll have a good excuse for feeling even more preeminent in comparison with those of curtailed brain activity. And more importantly, the immediate corollary of the increased appeal of your tits will make it all up to you, trust me on this.

I own some exceptional t-shirt specimen, one that says: "les majesty [sic]", and my pride and joy it is. My next project is a black one with the word CAMP splashed all over the breast area. Naturally, there'll be an image of a real camp to keep up appearances.