It's not the fault of the plate that it's chipped; it's the careless creator or a clumsy user or a bull in a china shop that is to blame. In other words, it's your fault. Why do you keep omitting the poor victims of your own miscarriage of fingers and thumbs? What makes you prefer to eat from the ones that are new and shiny and dull? Why do you let them brag about their popularity in the depths of a cupboard, sending the old, experienced ones to the bottom of the queue to die of suffocation? All style before content, as always. If you happen to be offended (being a sensible and tolerant one), you may feel obliged to choose one who's constructively challenged next time you need a support for your preppy sandwich. Don't. Nothing hurts more than that.
I-WITNESS:
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