DON'T TOUCH ME IN MY PRESENCE

I hate being caressed without permission. This includes: hugging, stroking, patting, squeezing and, above all, kissing. Unwanted physical contact is an abuse of mental well being and I disrespectfully disagree with those who claim that craving for touch is natural for everyone. It’s not for me, and I still regard myself as a human being. And I don’t really think there's something wrong with me just because I’m not in the habit of encroaching upon people’s bodily premises and smearing them with my surplus of germs and saliva. Logically, there’s no way I will let anyone satisfy their alleged needs at my expense. If the attitide fails to scare the interlopers away, I’ll be forced to mark my territory with freshly produced piss.